The Monastery (I) (2005– )

Tom Kramer: Self

Quotes 

• Tom Kramer : You can be a monk here, but try living like a monk in LA.

• Tom Kramer : Its like that expression, send in the marines? But you just don't send them into a monastery.

• Tom Kramer : I don't think you've genuflected once. Missing a leg isn't much of an excuse.

  Alex Nicoll : It is for me. I use it all the time.

• Tom Kramer : I didn't want to live.

  Alex Nicoll : At 23?

  Tom Kramer : At 23. How old are you now?

  Alex Nicoll : 23

• Tom Kramer : If it escalated any further I thought Alex was going to go out swinging and take that monk down, and I'd have to jump over the chairs and break 'em apart.