The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Lost in Translation (2006)

Phill Lewis: Mr. Moseby

Quotes 

• Mr. Moseby : [shouting]  How do you lose a woman?

  Cody Martin : You forget to cherish her.

• Zack Martin : [wearing a kimono]  Nice tie.

  Mr. Moseby : [looks at Zack's kimono]  Nice dress.

  Zack Martin : Touche.

• [Carey and Kumiko are unable to find a song they both know how to sing] 

  Mr. Moseby : Ugh. Right now, I'd be happy if you sung "If You're Happy and You Know It".

  Carey Martin , Kumiko Mori : I know that one!

  [Mr. Moseby groans] 

• Mr. Moseby : Maddie, did you stock the sushi candy?

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : And the seaweed cookies. Yum!

  Zack Martin : What are we having, a convention of seals?

  [he barks and claps like a seal; Maddie throws him a piece of candy] 

  Mr. Moseby : No, an important Japanese company is coming, and it would be swell if they came again next year. So I would like them to feel at home.

  Cody Martin : How come you never want us to feel at home?

  Mr. Moseby : You're kidding, right?

• Mr. Moseby : [trying to escort Kumiko away from the twins]  Okay, let me show you to your room.

  Cody Martin : Wait! I want to practice my Japanese.

  [says to Kumiko in Japanese:] 

  Cody Martin : My belly button grows watermelons.

  Kumiko Mori : [to Moseby, uneasily]  Don't send the fruit basket to my room.