The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Lost in Translation (2006)

Ashley Tisdale: Maddie Fitzpatrick

Quotes 

• Maddie Fitzpatrick : [to London]  Okay, maybe I was too subtle. When I said give them to a friend, I meant me! You know, sometimes you are dumber than a sack of hammers.

  London Tipton : Would a friend call another friend a dumber than a sack of hammers?

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : If they were really close, like we are. Friends tease.

  London Tipton : Oh, I get it. So why don't you come up before school tomorrow and take what you want from my closet, you stick-legged, frizzy-haired freak!

• Mr. Moseby : Maddie, did you stock the sushi candy?

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : And the seaweed cookies. Yum!

  Zack Martin : What are we having, a convention of seals?

  [he barks and claps like a seal; Maddie throws him a piece of candy] 

  Mr. Moseby : No, an important Japanese company is coming, and it would be swell if they came again next year. So I would like them to feel at home.

  Cody Martin : How come you never want us to feel at home?

  Mr. Moseby : You're kidding, right?

• Maddie Fitzpatrick : [Cody speaks to Maddie in a foreign language]  Okay, should I thank you or slap you?

  Cody Martin : It's international week at school and I've learned to say things in ten different languages.

  Zack Martin : And I've learned to snore in ten different languages.

• Maddie Fitzpatrick : I am so hungry. I missed breakfast.

  London Tipton : I hear you. This morning, my hollandaise sauce was curdled, so all I had was a caviar omelet and French toast with a banana nut muffin on the side.

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : Even when I've had breakfast, I've never had breakfast like that.

• [London sees Maddie chewing on a belt] 

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : What? I'm hungry, and it's not bad.

  London Tipton : [pointing to the belt]  Is that alligator?

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : Yes, but it tastes like chicken.

  London Tipton : Well, I would never stoop so low.