New Tricks (TV Series)

Old Dogs (2006)

Alun Armstrong: Brian Lane

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Brian Lane : Now, we've got to be ruthless, Scruffy. Ester wants this clutter halved. So... come on, let's crack on. Now. Right. Chest expanders.

• Gerry Standing : Hey, Brian, look, one dog year equals seven human years, right?

  Brian Lane : Once they're fully grown.

  Gerry Standing : Well, I've just been looking at the victims of the original investigation and look at this: 13-year-old pit bull, 11-year-old mastiff, 12-year-old ridgeback, 13-year-old Doberman.

  Gerry Standing : [after Jack helps him on with his Coat]  Oh, cheers!

  Gerry Standing : What I'm saying is these dogs are practically geriatric. I mean, what's so special about old dogs?