New Tricks (TV Series)

Old Dogs (2006)

Dennis Waterman: Gerry Standing

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Gerry Standing : Tell you what, Jack, you've still got those sores on your face.

  Jack Halford : Sores? What sores?

  Gerry Standing : Very kind of you. I'll have a pint.

• Gerry Standing : ...what's so special about old dogs?

• Gerry Standing : Same old story, ain't it! The great British public care more about animals than people.

  Jack Halford : That's why it's the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals and only the National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children.

• Gerry Standing : Hey, Brian, look, one dog year equals seven human years, right?

  Brian Lane : Once they're fully grown.

  Gerry Standing : Well, I've just been looking at the victims of the original investigation and look at this: 13-year-old pit bull, 11-year-old mastiff, 12-year-old ridgeback, 13-year-old Doberman.

  Gerry Standing : [after Jack helps him on with his Coat]  Oh, cheers!

  Gerry Standing : What I'm saying is these dogs are practically geriatric. I mean, what's so special about old dogs?