Family Guy (TV Series)
You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives (2006)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Barbara Pewterschmidt, Nun #1
Quotes
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Lois Griffin : Oh my god, I've made a terrible mistake! I've been brainwashed like Elizabeth Smart.
Elizabeth Smart's father : [talking to reporters while Elizabeth plays music in the background] It's so wonderful having her home again. She's brought music back into the house, playing songs on the Harp... of course most them are about rape, but it's still nice.
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Jasper : [exiting the terminal into the airport towards the Griffins, speaking effeminately] Hey, cousin!
Brian Griffin : [hugs Jasper] Hey, Jasper!
Jasper : [introducing his Filipino partner, Ricardo] Everybody, this is Ricardo, from the Philippines and my kitchen floor.
Lois Griffin : How was your flight?
Jasper : [effeminate] Oh, torture! 5 hours on my moneymaker, sitting across from a gaggle of sailors flying home on leave: here I am in a committed relationship and all I can think about is having a piece of navy cake!
Jasper : [campily motions talking on a cellphone]
Jasper : Hello, who's that on the phone?-Temptation!... how does he always get my number?... I don't know. Anyway, I've got big news and I'll tell you over dinner: Greek, on me, but enough about last weekend-Oo-hoh, I'm terrible!
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Jasper : [entering terminal with Ricardo, calling to Brian effeminately] Hey, cousin!
Brian Griffin : [hugs Jasper] Hey, Jasper!
Jasper : [motions to Ricardo, his Filipino partner] Everyone, this is Ricardo, from the Philippines and my kitchen floor.
Lois Griffin : How was your flight?
Jasper : [effeminate] Oh, torture! 5 hours on my moneymaker sitting across from a gaggle of sailors flying home on leave: here I am in a committed relationship and all I can think about is having a piece of navy cake!
[makes telephone gesture, speaks camply]
Jasper : Hello, whose that on the phone?-Temptation! How does he always get my number?... I don't know. Anyway, I've got big news and I'll tell you all at dinner. Greek, on me, but enough about last weekend:
[laughs]
Jasper : Ooh hoh, I'm terrible!