Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)

Da'Vone McDonald: Dwayne the Bartender

Quotes 

• Darald : What's the state fish of Hawaii?

  Dwayne the Bartender : The Humuhumunukunukuapua'a. Yeah, bitch!

• Dwayne the Bartender : He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets!

• Dwayne the Bartender : I don't understand what there is to think about.

  Rachel Jansen : Because, Dee... he...

  Dwayne the Bartender : She licked the tip. That doesn't count.

  Rachel Jansen : Of course it counts, he...

  Dwayne the Bartender : He what? He refused a blow job from his ex-girlfriend mid blow job. Do you know what that's like for a man? It's called blue balls, Rachel. This guy's like Gandhi, but better; he likes puppets. I love puppets. I love Fraggle Rock. I love Lamb Chop. I love Elmo, Sesame Street, Burt and Ernie, Snuffleupagus? Fucks my shit UP.

• Dwayne the Bartender : Why won't anybody go snorkeling with me?

• Dwayne the Bartender : Snuffleupagous fucks my shit up!