Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)

Jonah Hill: Matthew the Waiter

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Quotes 

• Matthew : I have a question for you real quick Mr S, I was actually meaning to ask you, what did you exactly think of my demo? Did you get it? Did you get it?

  Aldous Snow : Oh no. I was gonna listen to that, but then I just carried on living my life.

  Matthew : Just not at all?

  Aldous Snow : No I didn't, because I've got my instincts and they weren't good.

  Matthew : [whispering]  Fuck you. Okay? Go fuck yourself. I can't yell right now, cause I'll get fired, and my boss ll' hear me, and then I won't be able to pay off my student loans, but you know what? You're an asshole. I fucking hate you. I bought all your records, this whole fucking time I've been trying to get you to come hang out with me. I'm gonna have people fuck with your food the rest of your trip! You fucking dick!

  [leaves] 

  Aldous Snow : I like him. That's quite moving.

• Matthew : Oh ok, I'll just go fuck myself then.

• Matthew : I just went from six to midnight.

• Matthew : [on the phone at the restaurant]  Well I would love to sell you some weed, Jeremy, but I'm at my fucking job right now. Obviously, because you called me at work, you know that I'm at my place of *work,* so I can't just leave here and sell you some weed. I can sell you some weed when I'm done.

• Matthew : Alright so i came here, to give you my demo. I just... I... I... I worship you and I just wanted to give you my demo. Just, take a listen, and...

  [sighs] 

  Matthew : ok. 'Cuz you know what, you don't wanna be the guy sittin' there, watchin' BBC, and sayin,

  [in British accent] 

  Matthew : "Oh! I saw that guy! He was my waiter and I totally dismissed him like everybody else does... in his life. And I totally, she was wrong cuz he's a major, major, major influence on me now... and I feel terrible!"

  Aldous Snow : That stupid English voice, was that, me?

  Matthew : Unfortunately, yes.

• Matthew : Hey, how's it going?

  Peter Bretter : Hey, I'd like to grab some dinner, please.

  Matthew : Okay, great. Is your wife gonna meet you?

  Peter Bretter : No.

  Matthew : Your girlfriend?

  Peter Bretter : No, I don't have a girlfriend, so...

  Matthew : [confused]  You're just by yourself?

  Peter Bretter : Yeah.

  Matthew : Sucks. Okay, so just one. Here's your wine list, your menu, come on. You want, like, a magazine or something? It's gonna be boring if you're just sitting by yourself.

  Peter Bretter : No, I'll be alright. Thank you.

  Matthew : I would just be *so* depressed.

• [from trailer] 

  Matthew : I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it?

  Aldous Snow : I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.