The Office (TV Series)
Casino Night (2006)
Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief, since apparently, it doesn't exist. I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Jim Halpert : Nope. I think you mean the aid to Afghanistan.
Michael Scott : No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Phyllis : Afghani.
Michael Scott : What?
Phyllis : Afghani.
Michael Scott : That's a dog.
Pam Beesley : No, that's Afghan.
Michael Scott : That's a shawl.
Dwight Schrute : Wait, canine AIDS?
Michael Scott : No. Humans with AIDS.
Creed : Who has AIDS?
Jim Halpert : Guys, the Afghanistananies.
Michael Scott : Okay, you know what? No. No. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.
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Dwight Schrute : I'm Michael's wing man. I've got his back. Two dates. He's got two dates tonight. My job is to keep Jan away from Carol and vice versa. Michael said, "We must deceive them, so as not to hurt them, and in that way, we honor them."
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Jim Halpert : Excuse me. How long is the wait for a table for two?
Dwight Schrute : I would never, ever serve you. Not in a million, billion years.
Pam Beesley : It's a nice tux.
Dwight Schrute : I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it, so family heirloom.
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Michael Scott : Why are you here?
Dwight Schrute : When Darryl was coming, you said you wanted me here for protection.
Michael Scott : Not. I said, not that.
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Dwight Schrute : [In response to Jim's claims of childhood telekinesis] I don't believe you. Continue.