Jack Everyman (2006)

Lance R. Marshall: Jamie

Quotes 

• John "Jack" Elkman : I have a problem.

  Jamie : What's that? Your gay nanny's seeing more hetero action than you are?

• Monica Elkman : I don't need you.

  Jamie : Of course you don't. Good God, girl, do you think I'm trying to take your place? I wouldn't want your life if someone paid me a million dollars.

  Monica Elkman : Then what are you doing here?

  Jamie : Scouting. We're always looking for new recruits, you know. It's too late for your dad, but if I play my cards right, by Scott's eighteenth birthday I think I can have him tripping the light fantastic.

• Jamie : Give me ten minutes with her, Jack. Then if she still wants me gone, I'll leave.

  Scott Elkman : [to Jack]  He's gonna make the pancakes first, though, right?