It's Kind of a Funny Story (2010)
Zach Galifianakis: Bobby
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Quotes
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Bobby : See, that's the part I don't get, Craig. I mean, you're cool, you're smart, you're talented. You have a family that loves you. You know, what I would do just to be you, for just a day? I would... I would do so much. I would... I don't know. I would just... I'd just live. Like it meant something.
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Bobby : I don't get wrapped up in a bunch of stuff I can't have.
Johnny : Relax, it's just for fun, bro.
Bobby : That's not fun. That's propaganda, man. All those Madison Avenue types telling you how to live your life. Fast cars, hot chicks... Reese's Pieces... Gucci... Werther's Original. I don't buy into that bullshit!
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Craig : [During a basketball practice in the hospital] How'd you end up in here?
Bobby : Man, you don't give up, do you? I'm on vacation.
Craig : Seriously.
Bobby : I am serious. Some people go to Hamptons. I come here. Get a little R&R. People feed you. I get high sometimes, man.
Craig : That's not what I've heard about you.
Bobby : [sigh] What did you hear?
Craig : [hesitating a bit] I heard you tried to rape a penguin at the zoo.
Bobby : [straightening up] Who told you that?
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Bobby : Hey, what's the pot up to now?
Johnny : Eleven.
Bobby : Eleven? Yesterday it was twelve.
Johnny : Humble ate a buck.
Bobby : Humble ate a buck?
Johnny : The professor bet him a dollar he wouldn't eat it. He won.
Bobby : What is the world coming to?
[to Craig]
Bobby : Bunch of nut jobs in here, I'll tell you that.
Craig : What's the money for?
Bobby : Pizza party. So we don't have to eat this crap. They say we can have one, but we have to pay for it ourselves.
Craig : Well, I have eight dollars.
Bobby : [pauses] Well, you don't have to go bragging about it, Craig.