Doug (TV Series)

Doug Door to Door/Doug Tips the Scales (1993)

Billy West: Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie, Roger M. Klotz

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Quotes 

• Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie : So Roger had to give all the money back and we started our fundraising drive all over again. And this time, we didn't even have to go door to door.

• Connie Benge : Dark clothes.

  Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie : What?

  Larry the A.V. Nerd : And vertical stripes hide it easier.

  Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie : Hide what?

  [grabs stomach] 

  Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie : My fat?

  Connie Benge : Oh, we're not fat, Doug.

  [flexes] 

  Connie Benge : I'm big boned.

  Larry the A.V. Nerd : And-and-and I'm stout.

  Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie : Well, what am I?

  Larry the A.V. Nerd , Connie Benge : Husky.

• Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie : [while hiding behind the curtains]  Uh, hi, Skeet. What's up?

  Skeeter : Just wanted to see if you made it back in one piece. Cool dress.

  Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie : It's not a dress. I just don't... I don't feel well.

  [Doug runs behind a chair] 

  Skeeter : Whoa, man, calm down. How come you're so jittery?

  Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie : Can't you tell?

  Skeeter : Uh-uh.

  Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie : [steps away from the chair]  Whew! I thought maybe I looked a little... different.

  Skeeter : No, you look just the same... only fat.

  [Doug frowns heavily]