Extreme Movie (2008)

Kendra Krull: Judy

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Quotes 

• Judy : [Hank starts kissing her]  Hank, come on.

  Hank : What?

  Judy : You know I made an abstinence pledge. I promised myself I would wait until I was sure I was with the right guy.

  Hank : I thought I was the right guy.

  Judy : You might be, I'm just not sure. But I like you a lot.

  Blue Bally : [brief pause] 

  [Pops up from behind the couch] 

  Blue Bally : Hi sexually frustrated teenager, I'm Blue Bally! And if you and your girlfriend don't have sex soon, your going to wind up with a serious case of blue balls! That's right, your nuts are going to turn blue.

  Hank : What do you mean?

  Blue Bally : [Sits down on couch]  See Hank, right now your testicles are filled with semen, and only a little bit's dripping out. That's called pre-cum. What you wanna do, is ejaculate, otherwise that backup of jizz will cause pressure in your nut sack to the point of making you nauseous.

  Hank : So what do I do?

  Blue Bally : Well, the way I see it, even if your girlfriend won't have intercourse with you, the least you should be able to get is a hand job.

  Hank : Judi, I want you to know that I really do care about you, and I've known that since the first time I saw you in Bible Study class.

  [She puts her hand on his crotch for a brief moment] 

  Blue Bally : Uh oh, that's not good.

  Hank : What do you mean?

  Blue Bally : With that kind of arousal, it's only a matter of seconds before full on irreversable blue balls! You better go to the bathroom and jerk off right now.

  Hank : Here?

  Blue Bally : Yes, go, there's no time to waste!

  Hank : [after hank masterbates, he walks in on Judy and Blue Bally having sex]  Blue Bally!

  Blue Bally : Hope you like sloppy seconds!