- Dr.Julius No: [preparing to fire on Mount Rushmore with his laser device] Now to wipe the smug grins off those five stone faces.
- Sage: [meeting Dr.No in his underground lair] James, who is that creature?
- James Bond Jr.: Meet Dr.No. He must be right at home down here with the worms.
- James Bond Jr.: [about Dr.No's escape] I'm afraid he's gotten away again.
- Michael 'Charging Buffalo': But the important thing is that you're okay, James.
- James Bond Jr.: The heck with the cavalry. Give me the Indians any day.
- James Bond Jr.: Oddjob, wait. There's something I always wanted to tell you. That's a really terrible hat, you know that?