- Goldie Finger: [impatient] How long must we wait to dig up the gold from the mine?
- Auric Goldfinger: In one or two months.
- Goldie Finger: [whiny] One or two months? But I want a mine of gold now!
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: [seeing a monkey taking his clothes out of the chest and throwing them away] Those are very expensive outfits!
- [the monkey draws drown Trevor]
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: ...And I can't wait to see how they look on you.
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: [on his monkey friend] I think she thinks I'm her daddy!
- James Bond Jr.: Well, Trevor, that wouldn't be the first time someone's made a monkey out of you.