- Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter: [to the visiting Russian students] And whatever you do, comrades, steer clear of a jerk named Trevor Noseworthy IV.
- Russian girl: Oh, thank you!
- [Trevor is waiting for the Russian students on the college entrance to welcome them]
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: Hello, I'm Trevor Noseworthy IV. Welcome to Warfield.
- [the students enter the building, ignoring Trevor]
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: Well, I suppose Siberia isn't the only cold thing in Russia.
- Dr.Derange: [breaking the glass of the display case] Thanks for removing the Chameleon, Bond! Now I'll have the diamonds all to myself!
- [a cage lowers, trapping Derange]
- Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter: Whoops! Looks like you trapped yourself, dude.
- Dr.Derange: [pointing a breach in the roof] Guess again, fool!
- [a helicopter is coming for him]
- Dr.Derange: Looks like for once, I'm on the right side of the bars!
- Max: [removing her mask] I'm Max. This is my partner, Jo.
- The Chameleon: Well, we might as well make this a face to face introduction.
- [changes his face back to normal]
- The Chameleon: Looks like we've got company. It's Bond!
- Dr.Derange: Well, let's give him a warm welcome!
- [turns the laser on James' car]