James Bond Jr. (TV Series)

Never Give a Villain a Fair Shake (1991)

Jan Rabson: Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter, Jaws, Reginald Farragut, Professor Firma

Quotes 

• Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter : [to Captain Plank, after James has accepted to replace Trevor on the plank]  James for Trevor? A rotten trade.

• Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter : No more earthquakes? What are people in California gonna do for fun?

• Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter : [on the pool's diving board, mocking Trevor]  Oh, please, Mr.Pirate, don't make me walk the plank! Take the girls, take anyone!

  [makes some whining sounds] 

  Trevor Noseworthy IV : [getting on the board]  This is an outrage! I'm going to tell Mr.Milbanks on you! I'll see you in...

  [Gordo dives into the pool, making the board swing] 

  Trevor Noseworthy IV : [stumbling]  No... help!

  [the fully clothed Trevor falls into the pool] 

  James Bond Jr. : Trevor always did seem a bit of a drip.

• Jaws : [brandishing an axe]  You're about to get a spalling headache, Bond.