"James Bond Jr." Never Give a Villain a Fair Shake (TV Episode 1991) - Simon Templeman as Trevor Noseworthy IV

Trevor Noseworthy IV : [looking at the San Andreas] Of course, Pater's yacht is ever so much better appointed than this tub!
Horace 'IQ' Boothroyd : [on the ship] I don't feel so good.

Trevor Noseworthy IV : What's the matter, IQ, old boy? Feeling seasick? Why, these are calm seas! It's a piece of cake!

Horace 'IQ' Boothroyd : Don't mention food!

[goes to throw up]
Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter : [on the pool's diving board, mocking Trevor] Oh, please, Mr.Pirate, don't make me walk the plank! Take the girls, take anyone!

[makes some whining sounds]

Trevor Noseworthy IV : [getting on the board] This is an outrage! I'm going to tell Mr.Milbanks on you! I'll see you in...

[Gordo dives into the pool, making the board swing]

Trevor Noseworthy IV : [stumbling] No... help!

[the fully clothed Trevor falls into the pool]

James Bond Jr. : Trevor always did seem a bit of a drip.
Captain Walker D.Plank : [to the hostages] This is your captain speaking.

[sniggers]

Captain Walker D.Plank : I've always wanted to say that. This is so inform James Bond that, unless his surrenders in two minutes, one of his friends will walk the plank.

[to his men]

Captain Walker D.Plank : Pick one.

[a pirate takes Trevor to bring him to the plank]

Trevor Noseworthy IV : No, not me, I'm too prolish to die!

[looks at Phoebe and Tracy]

Trevor Noseworthy IV : Take her! Or her! Please!

Simon Templeman: Trevor Noseworthy IV