- Miss Fortune: [to a departing Milbanks, as Alison] Adieu, adieu, parting is such...
- [Mr.Milbanks leaves]
- Miss Fortune: [in her natural voice] ... a relief!
- Bella Spumone: [to James] What's your name?
- James Bond Jr.: The name is Bond. James...
- Tracy Milbanks: [to Bella] It's James Bond Jr, now step on it!
- Tracy Milbanks: You won't get away with this!
- [Snuffer goes away, leaving James, Tracy and Bella tied in front of an activated steam pipe]
- Snuffer: [taking the door] Oh, grow up. And if I were you, I'd do it quickly.
- Mr.Bradford Milbanks: [to Miss Fortune, after she's broken cover] How can you do that to me after all we've meant to each other?
- Miss Fortune: [on the Da Cinzi painting] You know, Snuffer, I just can't decide where to put it.
- [Snuffer opens the box. They find Trevor's painting in it. Miss Fortune screams]
- Snuffer: [politely] May I suggest the garbage, Madam?
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: [on his horrible painting] Sheer genius! This will be my masterpiece!
- Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter: More like a... mess-terpiece.