James Bond Jr. (TV Series)

The Inhuman Race (1991)

Simon Templeman: Trevor Noseworthy IV

Quotes 

• Trevor Noseworthy IV : Hello, anybody there? Oh, I'm in luck. Maybe one of those men can help me.

  [walks towards Nick Nack and Skullcap, disguised as a vampire and a werewolf, respectively] 

  Trevor Noseworthy IV : [without noticing the costumes]  Excuse me, have either of you seen an obnoxious British teenager named Bond?

• Trevor Noseworthy IV : Please, let me go. If you need a human guinea-pig I've got lots of friends.

• Quizzer : What is the name of the part of your body which makes up the olfactory system?

  Trevor Noseworthy IV : Oh, that's simple. It's the... the earlob.

  [the Warfield students moan] 

  Quizzer : I'm sorry. The correct answer is the nose. Heiberg academy is the winner!

  [the German students cheer] 

  Mr.Bradford Milbanks : [furious]  Oh, how could you miss such a simple question, Nose-worthy?

  Phoebe Farragut : [to Trevor]  Yeah, the answer was as plain as the... nose on your face.

  Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter : Yeah, I thought you were the one who said... nose... everything.

  James Bond Jr. : [cheering up Trevor]  Don't let it bother you, Trev. We came very close. We just lost by... a nose.

• Trevor Noseworthy IV : [waking on an operating table]  Oh, where am I ? Oh, I must have dozed off in studying too hard. What a frightful dream. Garly! What an active imagination I have. This chap looks like a real killer. It's a good thing I'm only dreaming!

  [Professor Frederick attaches a helmet to Trevor's head] 

  Dr.Derange : I've got good and bad news for you, young man.

  Trevor Noseworthy IV : [worried]  W-What is it?

  Dr.Derange : The good news is: what the professor here is going to do to you will only destroy half of your brain cells.

  Trevor Noseworthy IV : And what's the bad news?

  Dr.Derange : You're not dreaming.

  [bursts into manic laughter]