Married... with Children (TV Series)

Married... with Who (1991)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy

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Quotes 

• Marcy : It's just that I can hardly believe that I'm now mrs...

  [Stalls, and turns towards Jefferson] 

  Marcy : Darling. What's your last name?

  Jefferson : D'Arcy

  Marcy : [Turn slowly back towards Peggy]  ... Marcy D'Arcy... I'm now MARCY D'ARCY! What have I've done. Maybe I should start wearing little dresses with dots on them

• Jefferson : I saw a woman come over here. Are one of you my wife?

  [notices a distressed Marcy, a pleased Peggy and a bored Kelly] 

  Jefferson : [takes Kelly]  Come on sweetheart, let's go back to bed.

  Kelly : Bye, daddy.

  Peggy : [takes Jefferson's hand]  No, no, no, no. You've made a mistake. I'm your wife! NOW we can go back to bed.

  Marcy : Oh, shut up! It's me, it's me!

• [Marcy identifies herself as Jefferson's wife] 

  Jefferson : By the way, my name is Jefferson.

  Marcy : I'm Marcy.

  Al : Yeah, I'm Al, so now that the Beatles have been reunited, you can get the hell out of here!

• [Al let slip at Jefferson and Marcy's wedding that he was in prison] 

  Jefferson : Listen, Al, I just dropped by to thank you for utterly betraying my trust. It was malicious and foul, but I think it's gonna turn out to be a blessing. I mean, it helps get our marriage off on an honest, healthy, harmonious start.

  Marcy : [off-screen]  JEFFERSON D'ARCY! GET YOUR LYING, INMATE ASS OVER HERE *NOW*!

• Marcy : All I know is I woke up this morning with a man in my bed. I don't even know who he is.

  Al : Well, that's easy, he slept with you, he's the stupidest man on earth.

• Marcy : It's just that I'm married, and I don't know my husband.

  Peggy Bundy : Who does and who wants to? Look at him! He's gorgeous! I say, saddle up, ride, and if he breaks a leg, shoot him!

• Al : You'll have your wedding in God's cathedral, our back yard.

  Marcy : Your back yard is Buck's toilet.

  Al : No, *your* back yard is Buck's toilet,