Married... with Children (TV Series)

Who'll Stop the Rain (1990)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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Quotes 

• Peggy : Al, just call a roofer.

  Al : There. Right there, Peg, is the problem with America. We've lost our spirit of self-reliance. Something's broken, call someone. Something's leaking, call someone. One of the kids suffers a ruptured appendix, call someone. Whatever happened to rugged American manhood?

  Bud : Well we don't know yet, Dad. Kelly's tests haven't come back from the lab yet.

  Kelly : Chew Dad's socks!

  Bud : Eat Mom's food!

• [Al is getting readly to fix the roof] 

  Al : OK, whose going up with me besides Bud?

  Bud : Dad, anyone who would go up on that roof with you during a lighting storm would have to be a complete idiot.

  Kelly : Oh, No! I'm not going up there either.

• [after Marcy is bitten by a venomous guinea pig] 

  Steve Rhodes : Gee, Marcy, you look... fine. Don't you think so, Kelly?

  Kelly : I don't know, I've never really looked at her before.

  Marcy Rhoades : I have a *hump*, you bimbo!

  Kelly : [confused]  Didn't you always?

• Peggy : Well, who's going to go up there and tell your father that metal conducts electricity?

  Kelly , Bud : Not me. We could get hurt up there.

• Peggy : [Al has gone outside to fix the roof]  Kids! Hurry, come quick!

  Bud : What is it, Mom? Creditors? Should I boil some water?

  Peggy : No, kids. You know how you are always complaining that your father never does anything with the family? Well, just watch that window and your father has a big surprise for us.

  Peggy : Right about now; three, two, one

  [Al screams and falls past the window, family laughs and claps] 

  Peggy : Okay, back to bed, kids.

  Kelly : That was really great. You know, I'm so happy that I'm going to give Daddy his wallet back.

  Bud : But, we're going to keep the money, right?

  Kelly : Well, we didn't see him hit the ground.