The Abbott and Costello Show (TV Series)
The Western Story (1953)
Lou Costello: Lou Costello
Quotes
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Lou Costello : Hey, Abbott, isn't it beautiful country out here?
Bud Abbott : Wonderful.
Lou Costello : Look at all those cows out there. Get that big bunch of cows.
Bud Abbott : Not bunch - herd.
Lou Costello : Huh?
Bud Abbott : Cow herd.
Lou Costello : I beg your pardon?
Bud Abbott : Cow herd.
Lou Costello : Cow heard what?
Bud Abbott : Not herd what - cow herd.
Lou Costello : Cow heard what? I said look at that big bunch of cows out there.
Bud Abbott : Not bunch - herd! Herd of cows!
Lou Costello : Certainly I heard of cows, you dope. Any fool knows a cow when he sees it. That's a good bunch of cows I said.
Bud Abbott : It's a herd of cows.
Lou Costello : Yeah, I heard of cows.
Bud Abbott : That's what they are.
Lou Costello : A bunch of cows?
Bud Abbott : Sure, a bunch is a herd.
Lou Costello : A bunch is a herd?
Bud Abbott : Certainly. What's the matter?
Lou Costello : Like bananas. Look at that bananas of cows out there.