American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006 Video)
Ross Thomas: Ryan
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Quotes
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Bull : Stifler! We got a serious problem, man. Mike and the guys just got arrested trying to steal a monkey from the zoo.
Dwight Stifler : So what's the problem? Just take the money from my bail fund.
Bull : They're almost half of our football team. We gotta put a team on the field, man, or we are done.
Erik Stifler : Why?
Bull : Cause we are already on probation. We got to participate in every intermural event or we are kicked off campus, man. We are four guys short.
Ryan : I play football.
Cooze : I played freshman year.
Bull : What about you?
Erik Stifler : A little nerf here and there.
Bull : Good enough.
Bull : Stifler?
Dwight Stifler : Mmm?
Bull : Can you play?
Dwight Stifler : Don't ever ask if Stifler can play!
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Ryan : [46:10] I can't believe we lost to midgets.
Dwight Stifler : Don't let those oompa-loompa bastards get to you. Right now we have more important matters to tend to, gentlemen!