The Good Heart (2009)

Brian Cox: Jacques

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• Jacques : The closest I've come to sexual activity is brushing my teeth.

• Jacques : You're doin' all right, Lucas, but you still got a lot to learn. We gotta work on your attitude. I mean, you're not a natural when it comes to hostility and arrogance but, given time, it'll come.

• Doctor Lipinski : So, how are you feeling these days?

  Jacques : Doubt. Fear. Pain. Anxiety. Distraction. Nervousness. Horror, fright, panic, dread, terror. Trepidation. I feel like a goddamn thesaurus.

• Jacques : Women can seem cute and charming on the surface, but underneath they're the same universal bitch.

• Jacques : [watching April while instructing Lucas in the art of bar-tendering]  You should be taking notes here, Lucas. You need to be more of a bitch yourself, you're too nice. You see, we're not here to save people, we're here to destroy them.

• Jacques : This is a bar, and by definition the capacity of a bar cannot exceed 13 people. Think Jesus and his apostles.

• Lucas : A bar is no place for a woman. You were right on that one.

  Jacques : April was more of a man than most of the sissies that hang around here.

• Jacques : It's amazing how broccoli always makes you fart. In a way, broccoli is the embodiment of fart. If you could capture a piece of fart, materialize it, I imagine it would look pretty much like this. The incarnation of fart.

• Jacques : God-damn, you're like a piece of shit that just won't flush. Now get the fuck out of here before I get rude.

• Jacques : I don't really feel like eating an animal tonight. Can't you prepare something without a face? Like an octopus or something?

• Jacques : What blood type are you?

  Ben : O.

  Jacques : O's good. No threat in O.

  Ben : Well, what blood type are you?

  Jacques : Fuckin' A.

• Nurse Nora : Oh, Jacques, not again. Why can't you just die?

  Jacques : Good to see you, too, Olivia.

• Jacques : We don't do walk-ins.