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Shore Leave (2002)
H. Jon Benjamin: Coach John McGuirk, Jason Penopolis, Perry, Various
Quotes
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Coach McGuirk : Now you made your bed, now you go sleep on it!
Melissa Robbins : You mean 'sleep in it'?
Coach McGuirk : Sleep *on* it, Melissa. And you tell the Fairy Princesses I said go to Hell...
[Coach walks away]
Melissa Robbins : Coach, please!
Coach McGuirk : ...where they belong!
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Coach McGuirk : I'm not going to play your game, Melissa. But I'll tell you something: I told you so. Alright? Chalk that up in the 'I told you so' department.
Melissa Robbins : But coach, I never wanted to do this.
Coach McGuirk : Oh yeah yeah, cry me a river. I was right and you were wrong, now you're miserable and that's good. Why am I so satisfied about that?
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Coach McGuirk : Give me those wings.
Melissa Robbins : I can't, I'm not allowed to take them off.
[Coach McGuirk grabs the wings from the Melissa's costume and puts them on]
Coach McGuirk : So what! Coach wants to wear 'em. Coach wants to fly away.
Melissa Robbins : Coach, are you drunk?
Coach McGuirk : Yeah, that's why I came to the mall!
Melissa Robbins : Oh, did we have a game today?
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Jason : [into a walkie-talkie] Look, I'm just happy everybody's safe. Safety is the most important thing in the world.
Coach McGuirk : Brendan! Make this kid stop talking through that thing before I break it.
Jason : Brendan... make this guy kiss my ass, and then put on some deodorant... because of the stink coming from him.
[McGuirk smashes the walkie-talkie]