- Peter Venkman: [speaking while both are surrounded by vampires] Boy, it's true what they say: you can't tell one weirdy from another without a score card.
- Ray Stantz: Nice going Peter, get their trust.
- Peter Venkman: [walking with Ray, captured by rebel vampires] You know, Ray, I was just thinking...
- Ray Stantz: Oh good. More trouble.
- Peter Venkman: Exactly. Whichever wins, you can bet your baby blues that they'll never let us outta here alive.
- Ray Stantz: Well, gee. That's pretty rotten.
- Ray Stantz: [hears a wolf howling in the distance] Oh no... no no no! It can't be!
- Peter Venkman: Ray? "Oh no" what, Ray? Don't do this to me!
- Ray Stantz: I'm a fool! Why didn't I see it coming?
- [helps Peter up]
- Ray Stantz: The name of this town is Lupusville, Peter! Lupus, Latin for wolf! Or in this case... werewolves!
- [the Ghostbusters escape Lupusville as the vampires and werewolves battle each other]
- Peter Venkman: Um, Egon? Not to be intrusive or unduly nosey, but would you mind awfully telling me how this could get any worse?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: As soon as we're on the road. Hit it, Ray.
- [Ray starts driving]
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Think about it, Peter. When a vampire bites someone, he becomes a vampire, right?
- Peter Venkman: Right...
- Ray Stantz: And when a werewolf bites someone, he becomes a werewolf, too!
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Precisely. So, what happens when a werewolf bites a vampire, and a vampire bites a werewolf?
- [the Ghostbusters watch the carnage unfold as the vampires and werewolves turn into each other from their fighting]
- Winston Zeddemore: Man, talk about democracy in action.
- Peter Venkman: I'm hip. But guys, don't you wana stay around and see who wins?
- Dr. Egon Spengler, Ray Stantz, Winston Zeddemore: No.
- Gregor: [to Egon] Pity you had to figure that out. You're too smart for your own good.
- Winston Zeddemore: Yeah, that's what we keep telling him, that and 'Keep quiet'. Never works. Like talking to your own armpit.
- Peter Venkman: Well men, mission accomplished. We got out with our lives, even if we didn't get paid.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Oh I don't know, Peter, I wouldn't say we walked away completely empty handed.
- [Ecto 1 pulls away revealing Lyta riding on the back bumper]