Betty Aberlin: Lady Aberlin

Quotes 

• Bob Dog : I'm a spy for the war.

  Lady Aberlin : A spy for the WHAT?

  Bob Dog : The war. The war with Southwood.

  Lady Aberlin : But we're not having a war with Southwood. We're not having a war with anyone!

  Bob Dog : [after a pause]  Well, then, just in case. See, I like to do detective work and that's a lot like spy work, you know.

  Lady Aberlin : I know, but war is not a game, Bob Dog. War isn't anything that's fun. War is a terrible thing and we must do all we can to not EVER have one.

  Bob Dog : Okay, well I can still wear this costume though, can't I?

• Lady Aberlin : I can't help you, Uncle Friday. I told you again and again that I think that this whole thing is wrong. There's something terribly wrong about it.

  King Friday XIII : Don't you want this neighborhood to be protected? If Southwood is building bombs, we must do the same.

  Lady Aberlin : Why?

  King Friday XIII : Well, because... er, it's just the thing to do.

  Lady Aberlin : But, Uncle Friday, we don't even know the people of Southwood.

  King Friday XIII : We know that they might be building bombs.

  Lady Aberlin : That's not proof enough for me.

• Lady Elaine Fairchilde : They'll never get me to believe all that bomb stuff!

  Lady Aberlin : Oh! Am I ever glad to hear you say that!