- Sniper David S: Get back. Or he'll use the gun.
- The Doctor: Yes, I imagine he will. You like guns, don't you?
- Sniper Alex S: This is a specialised weapon. It's designed for roof duty. Designed for long range. I've never used one up close before.
- Sniper David S: Let him go.
- Sniper Alex S: No.
- The Doctor: No. In fact... let him come a little closer.
- Sniper Alex S: Stay where you are.
- The Doctor: Why? Scared? Why should you be scared? You're the one with the gun.
- Sniper Alex S: That's right.
- The Doctor: And you like guns, don't you?
- Sniper David S: He'll kill you.
- The Doctor: Of course he will. That's what guns are for. Pull a trigger. End a life. Simple, isn't it?
- Sniper Alex S: Yes.
- The Doctor: Makes sense, doesn't it?
- Sniper Alex S: Yes.
- The Doctor: A life, killing life.
- Sniper David S: Who are you?
- The Doctor: [to David S] Shut up.
- [back to Alex S]
- The Doctor: Why don't you do it then? Look me in the eye. Pull the trigger. End my life.
- Sniper Alex S: No.
- The Doctor: Why not?
- Sniper Alex S: I can't.
- The Doctor: Why not?
- Sniper Alex S: I don't know.
- The Doctor: [takes the gun] You don't, do you?
- [to David S]
- The Doctor: Throw away your gun.
- The Kandyman: You see, I make sweets. Not just any old sweets, but sweets that are so good, so delicious, that sometimes, if I'm on form, the human physiology is not equipped to bear the pleasure. Tell them what I'm trying to say, Gilbert.
- Gilbert M: He makes sweets that kill people.
- Helen A: Happiness will prevail. Happiness Patrol Section C, please stand by for the first stage of a routine disappearance. And don't forget - when you smile, I want to see those teeth!
- The Doctor: I understand you are responsible for this planet.
- Helen A: We do our best.
- The Doctor: And is it a happy planet?
- Helen A: I think you'll find everyone on Terra Alpha is VERY happy.
- The Doctor: Some people on Terra Alpha are very difficult to find.
- The Doctor: And which member of the population are you controlling today, just for the record.
- Helen A: A woman who disappointed me.
- The Doctor: And how did she disappoint you, eh? Oh, d-d-don't answer me. Don't answer. Oh, no. She enjoyed the feel of rain upon her face. Or, perhaps, her favorite season was the autumn.
- Trevor Sigma: Constitutional rules of the system: When the mechanics of an execution malfunction, the aforesaid execution may NOT be repeated.
- Joseph C: Oh, dear. What a nuisance.
- Helen A: So now they're protected from the fondant surprise.