- Taylor: Mum? Dad?
- Glenda Fry, Don Fry: Hm?
- Taylor: Have you guys ever considered making a longterm legal commitment to each other?
- Don Fry: We've already done that, squirt. It's called a mortgage.
- [Hector has just agreed to be the ring-bearer at Don's and Glenda's wedding]
- Taylor: You've gone to the dark side, Hector. You're supposed to be my friend.
- [applying for a student exchange program, shortly before her parents' wedding]
- Taylor: I've said my goodbyes, and I'm ready to start my student exchange as soon as possible, as far away as possible, I was thinking Swaziland or Zaire?