- Buck Strickland: I hate work, Hank. It's so God-awful boring. How you don't kill yourself is beyond me.
- Hank Hill: Sorry, we don't sell 10, 20, and 30 gallon tanks any more. Our new sizes are "Like it", "Love it", and "Don't come any closer - I'm insane for propane".
- Troy: We don't have strawberry. We do have "Strawberry that broke the camel's back".
- Hank Hill: Okay, that sounds pretty close.
- Troy: And what mix-ins do you want with that? You get four.
- Hank Hill: Uh, I just want the ice cream.
- Troy: Sure, Hank, but if you don't want mix-ins, you have to wear this "I like nude ice cream" button.