The Red Green Show (TV Series)

The New Shirt/Casino (1993)

Patrick McKenna: Harold Green

Quotes 

• Harold Green : I get up early when the sleeping pill wakes me, I take a wake up pill and fill with energy, I power on hard and I check my messages, But I don't have any messages, I take a driving pill and head to my car, I drive around a bit 'cause work isn't very far, I call my phone and I check my messages, But I don't have any messages

  Red Green : All I know is driving on drugs feels better when they're prescription, All I know is the world looks beautiful, the world looks so damn beautiful... ..

  Red Green , Harold Green : I feel fantastic! And I never felt as good as how I do right now, Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day, When I felt the way that I do right now, right now, I feel fantastic! And I never felt as good as how I do right now, Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day, When I felt the way that I do right now, right now, right now!

  Harold Green : Yeah... Turn up my headphones! Turn up my headphones! Yeah... Uh-huh... Turn up my headphones! Turn up my headphones! These are sounds that sound cool. Y'all ready for this?

  Red Green : Shawty got style I got swag on my feet. I got her booty in my hand it's like a thousand degrees. I am red, hot, fire. I am sex & appeal! I want her thighs around my face for every 1 of my meals! All the ladies like my movements & my talented voice!

  Harold Green : And if I wasn't your roomie I would complain 'bout the noise.

  Red Green : Ok, stop the singing! I apologized, remember? Stop the damn torture!