Weeds (TV Series)

Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood (2006)

Hunter Parrish: Silas Botwin

Quotes 

• Silas Botwin : Why do you have a home pregnancy test?

  Nancy Botwin : D-do you *want* me to kill you?

• Nancy Botwin : [about Megan being pregnant]  How did this happen?

  Silas Botwin : You don't wanna hear it.

  Nancy Botwin : Oh, but I really do.

  Silas Botwin : If I had to bet on it, I'd say it was three weeks ago in my room. Doggy style. When I pulled out the condom was gone. Megan has really strong muscles, must've sucked the thing right off.

  Nancy Botwin : Ah-ahh. Stop, stop, stop.

  Silas Botwin : You asked. You want to be the cool Mom.

  Nancy Botwin : No. No, I don't. There are a million things in this world I want to be. 'Cool Mom,' nowhere on that list.

  Silas Botwin : [Megan shows her the pregnancy test; positive]  Well, I hope Grandma's on that list.