Weeds (TV Series)
A.K.A The Plant (2006)
Justin Kirk: Andy Botwin
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Quotes
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Andy Botwin : Things with wifey slowing down, huh?
Doug Wilson : It used to be wild, I mean intense. But how do you ask the woman who makes your kids' lunches to suck your balls and spread her ass open like a geometry compass?
[short pause]
Doug Wilson : How Andy, how?
Andy Botwin : [cowering] I don't like this game anymore.
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Andy Botwin : [Andy tries to kiss her, she pulls back] Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were hitting it off.
Yael Hoffman : We are.
Andy Botwin : [Andy tries to kiss her again, she pulls back] Oh, I'm sorry. It's too soon since your lover died?
Yael Hoffman : No, I've been with many men. Helps to get over things.
Andy Botwin : Good.
[Tries to kiss her again, again she withdraws]
Andy Botwin : Am I getting mixed messages here?
Yael Hoffman : Look. You're adorable, but I'm not attracted to you. Sorry.
Andy Botwin : Are you a chubby chaser or something?
Yael Hoffman : No, just I like men. Someone big and strong. Someone who can grow a beard. You're pretty, and I could flip you like a pancake. You ask for permission instead of just slamming me up against a wall and f**king me until I come like a volcano. But we can still be friends, right?