- [after Vulture gets away]
- Spider-Man: I'll catch up with that bird-brain yet, and when I do, I'll clip his wings for good.
- [after Vulture dropped dynamite which detonated near Spider-Man]
- Spider-Man: That feathered fink sure lays a powerful egg.
- [a kidnapped J.J. Jameson is tied to clock tower gears]
- J. Jonah Jameson: It's about time you showed up! Get me down from here!
- Spider-Man: Say "please".
- J. Jonah Jameson: Don't be ridiculous! Get me down!
- Spider-Man: Pleeeeease?
- J. Jonah Jameson: If you don't let me down, I'll... I'll...
- Spider-Man: [walking away] Okay, see you later!
- J. Jonah Jameson: Wait, Spider-Man, don't leave me here!
- Spider-Man: [faces him] Eh, what did you say?
- J. Jonah Jameson: I said?
- [gulp]
- J. Jonah Jameson: ?please?