The L Word (TV Series)

Lassoed (2007)

Mia Kirshner: Jenny Schecter

Quotes 

• Jenny Schecter : [playing Celebrity]  I don't know who Terrell Owens is.

  [All the straight people laugh and all the gay people draw blanks] 

  Henry : Football player.

  Tina Kennard : Oh.

  Straight Guy : He's the most talented receiver in football.

  Straight Woman : And he appeared with a "Desperate Housewife" in a commercial. She dropped her towel.

  Helena Peabody : The desperate... what?

• Jenny Schecter : Why are you applying for a job as a receptionist?

  Helena Peabody : I would pretty much do any job right now that doesn't involve sex or touching insects, otherwise I'm gonna be stuck here with Alice in this sweet little one bedroom.

• [first lines] 

  Jenny Schecter : Stacey! Stacey!

• Jenny Schecter : And the thing is the vagina's girlfriend was molested and now she's like this perfect saint, which is awesome - and I was abused and now I'm like this fucked up nitwit, but that's my experience.

  Alice Pieszecki : I get it, I totally get it, I'm just saying I think you should let it go. It's a tiny magazine, who reads it? And didn't Elle say something great about, what "refreshingly literate?" That's huge - that's Elle, concentrate on that.