The L Word (TV Series)

Lassoed (2007)

Rachel Shelley: Helena Peabody

Quotes 

• Jenny Schecter : [playing Celebrity]  I don't know who Terrell Owens is.

  [All the straight people laugh and all the gay people draw blanks] 

  Henry : Football player.

  Tina Kennard : Oh.

  Straight Guy : He's the most talented receiver in football.

  Straight Woman : And he appeared with a "Desperate Housewife" in a commercial. She dropped her towel.

  Helena Peabody : The desperate... what?

• Jenny Schecter : Why are you applying for a job as a receptionist?

  Helena Peabody : I would pretty much do any job right now that doesn't involve sex or touching insects, otherwise I'm gonna be stuck here with Alice in this sweet little one bedroom.