Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)
Teacher Comes to Dinner (1959)
Hugh Beaumont: Ward Cleaver
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Quotes
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Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : [all dressed up, and very nervous about his teacher coming to dinner] Hey, Wally, what are you doing just lying there?
Wally Cleaver : I'm not doing anything. I'm just lying here.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : You wouldn't want to take a bath, would you?
Wally Cleaver : Now why would I want to do that? Coach made us take a shower after practice.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Gee, it wouldn't hurt you to take another one. I found this soap in the linen closet. I thought you might want to use it.
Wally Cleaver : Gee, Beaver, that stuff smells like flowers.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Well it wouldn't hurt you to smell like flowers just for one night.
Wally Cleaver : Cut it out, Beaver. This is your teacher. Why should I have to smell good?
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Gee, Wally, I'd take an extra bath for you sometime, if it was important enough.
Ward Cleaver : [later, just before Miss Landers arrives] Well, you dressed already, Beaver?
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Yeah, dad. How do I look?
Ward Cleaver : Well, you look just like a perfect little gentleman.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : You want to smell me?
Ward Cleaver : No, I'll do that later.