- Ward Cleaver: [about Wally and Beaver] Dear, did you know they were planning on raising chinchillas?
- June Cleaver: Yes, they told me yesterday.
- Ward Cleaver: Why didn't you say something to me about it?
- June Cleaver: Because Beaver promised me the first coat free.
- The Beaver: Boy, when I grow up, I'm never gonna yell at my kids.
- Wally Cleaver: Sure you will -- the only fathers who don't yell at their kids are on TV.