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- June Cleaver: [entering Ward's den] Balance out the checkbook yet?
- Ward Cleaver: Yeah. Almost. Oh, uh, dear, what's this entry here? The stub says eight sixty-nine, but no check came back from the bank.
- June Cleaver: Well, I couldn't get the checkbook to balance, so I wrote a check for eight sixty-nine and then tore it up.
- Ward Cleaver: [dryly] You know, dear? They could use you in Washington.
- Hubert Whitney: Hey, Beaver, when your father's a millionaire, you think you'll go to the same school?
- Theodore Cleaver: Nah, I'll prob'ly have to go to one of them rich schools.
- Hubert Whitney: What are they like?
- Theodore Cleaver: Well, they're the same as regular schools, 'cept they don't have any girls.
- Hubert Whitney: Yeah, I guess that's one good thing about havin' money.