Raviv Ullman: Phil Diffy

Quotes 

• Keely Teslow : [about Halloween costumes]  A chair? We could do better than that. I'm thinking something two-headed. Like a... two-headed business man!

  Phil Diffy : Or a two-headed hockey player!

  Keely Teslow : A two-headed hockey player! That's exactly what I was thinking!

  Phil Diffy : You said business man.

  Keely Teslow : I said business man, but I was thinking hockey player! We are totally on the same page.

• Lloyd Diffy : [to Phil]  You're a... a-a-a-a... a... Helmet Man! Protector of the universe with your trusty sidekick, Stick Boy!

  Phil Diffy : No.

  Lloyd Diffy : I give up.

  Phil Diffy : This is only part of the costume. Keely and I are going as a two-headed hockey player.

  Lloyd Diffy : Two-headed hockey player, huh? That's original.

• Keely Teslow : Maybe she had a change of heart?

  Phil Diffy : Pim? Heart? That's crazy talk.

• Debbie Berwick : Phil, Keely, are you here to join my angels?

  Phil Diffy : No, we're not.

  Keely Teslow : We know you're a cyborg!

  Phil Diffy : What you're doing is not right, this gotta stop.

  Keely Teslow : We know you're a cyborg!

  Debbie Berwick : There's nothing wrong with helping others.

  Phil Diffy : I know that, but not the way you're going about it. Just because you have a good purpose in mind, doesn't mean you can go around treating everybody like dirt.

  Keely Teslow : We know you're a cyborg!

• Keely Teslow : [after Phil melts down the cyborg]  Phil, you did it! You taught me the true meaning of Halloween.

  Phil Diffy : [confused]  What?

  Keely Teslow : Never mind.

• Phil Diffy : [about the cyborg]  I'm telling you, Dad. That really looks a lot like Debbie Berwick.

  Lloyd Diffy : Maybe a little, but it couldn't be. That's the Sugar&Spice 5000. They were all discontinued and sent back into the early 21st century.

  Phil Diffy : Dad, we're in the 21st century.

  [Lloyd screams] 

• Keely Teslow : [about Pim]  Maybe she had a change of heart?

  Phil Diffy : Pim? Heart? That's crazy talk.