- Debbie Berwick: Oh, now, Phil, don't go and do something silly.
- [blocks lasers with arms]
- Keely Teslow: Don't listen to her Phil! Do something silly.
- Debbie Berwick: 'Cause I have big plans for us.
- [in a guy voice]
- Debbie Berwick: Big plans! Ooh, time to recharge.
- [sticks a glowing object on the back of her neck]
- Pim Diffy: Good nibblets, Debbie. You're a cyborg!
- Debbie Berwick: [in a guy voice and lifts Pim off the floor] You got a problem with that?
- Keely Teslow: [about Halloween costumes] A chair? We could do better than that. I'm thinking something two-headed. Like a... two-headed business man!
- Phil Diffy: Or a two-headed hockey player!
- Keely Teslow: A two-headed hockey player! That's exactly what I was thinking!
- Phil Diffy: You said business man.
- Keely Teslow: I said business man, but I was thinking hockey player! We are totally on the same page.
- Lloyd Diffy: [to Phil] You're a... a-a-a-a... a... Helmet Man! Protector of the universe with your trusty sidekick, Stick Boy!
- Phil Diffy: No.
- Lloyd Diffy: I give up.
- Phil Diffy: This is only part of the costume. Keely and I are going as a two-headed hockey player.
- Lloyd Diffy: Two-headed hockey player, huh? That's original.
- Debbie Berwick: Phil, Keely, are you here to join my angels?
- Phil Diffy: No, we're not.
- Keely Teslow: We know you're a cyborg!
- Phil Diffy: What you're doing is not right, this gotta stop.
- Keely Teslow: We know you're a cyborg!
- Debbie Berwick: There's nothing wrong with helping others.
- Phil Diffy: I know that, but not the way you're going about it. Just because you have a good purpose in mind, doesn't mean you can go around treating everybody like dirt.
- Keely Teslow: We know you're a cyborg!
- Keely Teslow: [after Phil melts down the cyborg] Phil, you did it! You taught me the true meaning of Halloween.
- Phil Diffy: [confused] What?
- Keely Teslow: Never mind.
- Debbie Berwick: There are two things that make me mad and one is naughty nibblers.
- Pim Diffy: What's the other one?
- Debbie Berwick: Chihuahuas. They're yappy and they shake.
- Phil Diffy: [about the cyborg] I'm telling you, Dad. That really looks a lot like Debbie Berwick.
- Lloyd Diffy: Maybe a little, but it couldn't be. That's the Sugar&Spice 5000. They were all discontinued and sent back into the early 21st century.
- Phil Diffy: Dad, we're in the 21st century.
- [Lloyd screams]
- Keely Teslow: [about Pim] Maybe she had a change of heart?
- Phil Diffy: Pim? Heart? That's crazy talk.