- [Jon is about to go on a date and he is dressed for the occasion. Heading to the door, he passes by Garfield]
- Jon: I have a big date with Liz tonight, Garfield. What do you think of my outfit?
- [to Jon's surprise, Garfield snickers and then burst out laughing wildly]
- Jon: [irritated] I don't have to take this.
- [He heads out the door]
- Jon: No cat is gonna make a fool out of me.
- [He slams the door]
- Garfield: [holding up a watch, still snickering] One... two... three...
- [Jon, still irritated, comes back in, wearing his outfit, but no pants. Garfield snickers at him]
- Garfield: "What is a mini-mall?" you ask? A mini-mall is a whole bunch of stores you'd never go to, except that there all together so it's convenient.
- Garfield: [reading from a script, on Stinky Davis] "In his early days, Stinky had been a clown himself, but he was thrown out of the clown union for making naughty balloon animals."
- Judge: [Garfield hands the judge the script] What is this you're showing me, cat?
- [reads script]
- Judge: "Order in the court."
- Binky the Clown: I'll have a ham on rye! Hold the mayo!
- [laughs]
- Garfield: [pointing] That's the real Binky.
- Judge: Arrest that phony!
- Stinky Davis: [being dragged out of the courtroom] Hey! You can't do this to me! I'll get you for this, cat!
- Garfield: [to camera] The real Binky could never resist a very old joke.
- Garfield: Every mini-mall has one of the following types of store: a dry cleaner, a copy place, a store that sells Chinese food, a place to rent videotapes, a one-hour photo processing shop. The one-hour photo processing shop is my favorite. It's for people who can't remember what their friends looked like sixty minutes ago.