Adventures of the Gummi Bears (TV Series)

Toadie the Conqueror (1990)

Michael Rye: Duke Igthorn, King Gregor

Quotes 

• Duke Igthorn : How can I sleep, when I can't even conquer Dunwyn in my dreams! There's just no rest for the wicked.

• Toadwart : Toadie help bleary-eyed boss go night-night. Read Dukems a bedtime story.

  Duke Igthorn : Ah-h, well, it's better than counting ogres.

• Duke Igthorn : I know that place. I played knights and ogres near there as a boy.

• Zook : Uh, where Dukie go?

  Gad : Dunno. But this nifty mud. Wanna make pies?

  Duke Igthorn : [from under him]  You're name's going to be Mud if you don't get off me!

• Duke Igthorn : Toadwart, can't you light a fire under these half-baked halfwits?

  [a fire actually does ignite under the ogres] 

• Duke Igthorn : You specters don't scare me. I can see right through you.

• Duke Igthorn : Only a miserable shrunken shrimp could squeeze into that metal mini-suit.

  Toadwart : How do I look?

• Toadwart : But, Your Heartlessness, are you sure it works?

  Duke Igthorn : No, but we're about to find out.

  [shoves him down the steps] 

• Gad : This not in job description.

  Duke Igthorn : What? If you numbskulls don't deal with them, you'll have to deal with me.

  Zook : Since Dukie put it that way... CHARGE!

• Duke Igthorn : Give it up, Greg. Your loss is my domain.

• King Gregor : You can't just barge in here and take over, Igthorn. I won't stand for it.

  Duke Igthorn : Well, then, maybe you better sit down. In the dungeon.

• King Gregor : You blaggard.

  Duke Igthorn : [taking his crown]  Flattery will get you nowhere. But I will accept this token of your friendship.

• Duke Igthorn : [sees Gad hopping in pain after Calla escaped by stomping his foot]  Ah, yes, there'll be dancing in the streets now that I am king of Dunwyn.

• Duke Igthorn : Don't let that magic armor go to your head, bolt-breath.

• Duke Igthorn : [hurts his foot kicking Toadwart's magic armor]  You'll pay for that, Toadwart.

  Toadwart : No. You will.

• Duke Igthorn : This is all your fault, Gregor. If you hadn't thrown me out years ago, I'd be king. But now, that presmptious piece of furniture is ruling in my place.

• King Gregor : Never underestimate the little fellow, Igthorn. I certainly don't.

• Duke Igthorn : Thank you, Toadw - WHAT? You little ingrate! This is all your fault! You ruined my dream.

  Toadwart : We all make mistakes, Forgiving One. I promise I'll make it up to you. I'll be your faithful footstool. Your most adoring doormat. Your...

  Duke Igthorn : You'll be lucky if I let you be my DOORSTOP!