Gilligan's Island (TV Series)
A Nose by Any Other Name (1965)
Bob Denver: Gilligan
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Quotes
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Gilligan : [Up in the coconut tree, mocking the Skipper as he looks for coconuts] Gilligan, do this. Gilligan, do that. Gilligan, go here. Gilligan, go there. Gilligan get this, Gilligan get that. Boy I'd have a life of leisure if only my name weren't Gilligan. The Skipper wants me to get six more? Maybe I won't get him six!
[Dejected]
Gilligan : Okay I'll get him six.
[Looks off to his left]
Gilligan : Oh, there's six.
[Starts reaching for it]
Gilligan : C'mon baby.
[Starts slipping]
Gilligan : Uh-oh.
[Falls out of tree]
Gilligan : HELLLLLP!
[Thud]
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Professor Roy Hinkley : [the Professor takes a sponge and applies to Gilligan's nose by he pushes it away] Take it easy Gilligan it's just a cold compress.
Mrs. Lovey Howell : [Watching The Professor rubbing Gilligan's nose with a sponge] Ah, Your poor, poor nose! It really is an awful mess. It's actually swollen to the size of a 55 carat diamond!
Professor Roy Hinkley : Oh, please Mrs. Howell!
Gilligan : [Beginning to fret] Professor, it's broken; it's broken!
Professor Roy Hinkley : [Disagreeing] Gilligan, I'm sure it's just bruised; it's only slightly swollen.
Ginger Grant : [Shocked] Slightly swollen? Gilligan, you'd better look out for the pelicans during mating season!"