Family Matters (TV Series)
Ice Station Winslow (1991)
Jaleel White: Steve Urkel
Quotes
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Steve Urkel : [singing] Fishing on Lake Wannamuk. Doo da doo da. Seems I'm having all the luck. All the doo da day.
Carl : Steve.
Steve Urkel : Having all the luck!
Carl : Steve!
Steve Urkel : Having all the luck!
Carl : STEVE!
Steve Urkel : Hmm?
Carl : You know, the only thing worse than not catching any fish is hearing you sing about it.
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[Laura has stuffed her bra with Eddie's socks]
Steve Urkel : [entering] Hi gang!
[shocked]
Steve Urkel : Laura!... Bazooms!
[faints]
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[Steve is in the kitchen recovering from Laura and her sock stuffed boobs. He's fanning his hace with a plate as Eddie walks in]
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Hey Steve, Was'sup?
Steve Urkel : My Blood pressure. A few minutes ago, I just saw Laura and I fanted.
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Why?
Steve Urkel : Why? Weel Good Lord man, she's an overnight success story. Why she is woman, hear me roar.
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Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Dad, when are we leaving?
Carl : What are you talking about? We're having big fun here.
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Oh really, why wasn't I told?
Carl : Are you implying that you're not having a good time?
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : [Stands up] Dad, I'm not implying. I'm telling you straight out, I hate this.
Carl : [Stands up and faces Eddie] Why?
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Well for one thing, I can't feel my toes.
Steve Urkel : Uh-oh, Mr.Frostbite. Oh when he shows up, it's amputation time.
Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Oh great, I'm gonna lose my toes.
Steve Urkel : Well the good news is, my dad will do the operation for you. The bad news is, he'll charge you an arm and a leg.
[laughs and snorts]