- Steve Urkel: [singing] Fishing on Lake Wannamuk. Doo da doo da. Seems I'm having all the luck. All the doo da day.
- Carl: Steve.
- Steve Urkel: Having all the luck!
- Carl: Steve!
- Steve Urkel: Having all the luck!
- Carl: STEVE!
- Steve Urkel: Hmm?
- Carl: You know, the only thing worse than not catching any fish is hearing you sing about it.
- [Laura has stuffed her bra with Eddie's socks]
- Steve Urkel: [entering] Hi gang!
- [shocked]
- Steve Urkel: Laura!... Bazooms!
- [faints]
- [Rachel walks into the living room with Richie's broken penguin beak, coutesy of a jealous Judy]
- Rachel Crawford: Harriette, we've got to talk.
- [She stops to face Laura]
- Rachel Crawford: Kleenex?
- Laura Lee Winslow: Socks.
- Rachel Crawford: Oh. You mother once tried bean bags.
- [Steve is in the kitchen recovering from Laura and her sock stuffed boobs. He's fanning his hace with a plate as Eddie walks in]
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Hey Steve, Was'sup?
- Steve Urkel: My Blood pressure. A few minutes ago, I just saw Laura and I fanted.
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Why?
- Steve Urkel: Why? Weel Good Lord man, she's an overnight success story. Why she is woman, hear me roar.
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Dad, when are we leaving?
- Carl: What are you talking about? We're having big fun here.
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Oh really, why wasn't I told?
- Carl: Are you implying that you're not having a good time?
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [Stands up] Dad, I'm not implying. I'm telling you straight out, I hate this.
- Carl: [Stands up and faces Eddie] Why?
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Well for one thing, I can't feel my toes.
- Steve Urkel: Uh-oh, Mr.Frostbite. Oh when he shows up, it's amputation time.
- Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Oh great, I'm gonna lose my toes.
- Steve Urkel: Well the good news is, my dad will do the operation for you. The bad news is, he'll charge you an arm and a leg.
- [laughs and snorts]