- Lucky: ["Thunderbolt" has just been interrupted by Cruella's telethon] Who turned on the Sci-Fi Channel?
- Cruella de Vil: I feel so... centered. How can I ever thank you?
- Gipdac: No thanks are necessary. Just remember what you have learned - materialism and greed have no place in the world... and it's really hard to get out of this position, isn't it?
- Gipdac: You two have been brought here to learn a system of inner values - peace, interplanetary harmony, and stellar convergence.
- Cruella de Vil: Oh, very '60s. Memo to myself: Bring back Go-Go Boots.
- [first lines]
- Bone Daddy: Come on, man. Come on!
- Bone Daddy: I'm home free and the Golden Bone is mine. Mine, I tell you! Mine!
- Thunderbolt: Don't hold that bone, Daddy. You're through.
- [last lines]
- TV Host: Tonight, on the Inner Peace Channel - Days of Our Past Lives. We'll meet a man who claims to have been a ladybug.