- Cruella de Vil: I am simply sensational in my new commercial! Don't you agree?
- [pause]
- Cruella de Vil: Of course, you do. I pay you to agree.
- Horace: [to Jasper] She pays you?
- Cruella de Vil (Left Head): This is an environmental disaster.
- Cruella de Vil (Right Head): What she said.
- Cruella de Vil (Left Head), Cruella de Vil (Right Head): Memo to myself: No longer pollute local rivers and streams that directly effect me.
- Cruella de Vil: What a ravishing day, almost as if I designed it myself. Fresh air, sparkling water... humongous glowing blue tsunami of *slime*?
- Cruella de Vil: My pool is ruined! And whoever heard of Cruella De Vil with blue and white hair? There ought to be a law against dumping gunk like this!
- Jasper: There is.
- Horace: But you told us to ignore it.
- [last lines]
- Roger Dearly: Well, Cruella, you left the barn. From now on, we own it and the puppies stay.
- Cruella de Vil: [coughing] Fine.