The State (TV Series)

Episode #1.1 (1994)

Thomas Lennon: Various

Quotes 

• Coach Gunner : [blows a whistle]  Alright you little snot-nosed girls! I hope you got your crotch noseguards on! You athletes better be wearing your penile supporters! Jerry Johnson, whatchu do doin'?

  Jerry : [with a book in hand]  I'm, uh, finishing The Catcher In The Rye.

  Coach Gunner : Whooo hoo hoo! Well do you wanna play sports today, missy? Or do you wanna read that pom-pom girly picture book?

• Various : Can't clowns and pirates just try to get along?